NIPPLE CLAMPS AND POSSE COMITATUS (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 175. A lively debate: Can having lots of kinky sex help prevent the government from eroding your constitutional rights?

ThornDaddy Dollie Llama fucks Dollie Llama's brains out while putting nipple clamps on her. Then they talk about how harsh shrill feminists can get prettier voices, arrogance and doms, your doctor and BDSM, can a sub have two doms?, dom vs. master vs. top; sub vs. slave vs. bottom, subs and chores, more on the Acid Test for Doms, idiots on "fat ugly whores", Palin vs. BDSM, a cool new thing called DungeonVox, how sexual frustration causes violence, gun free zones, and how the New Bush Order is eroding away the Posse Comitatus Act to produce martial law in America. Then we hear and discuss the very relevant very old Dead Kennedy's songs, "Bleed for Me" and "Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round."

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 174-b. A rebroadcast in celebration of Constitution Day! Two chapters of ThornDaddy's free podiobook, HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT.

GET THE WHOLE PODIOBOOK, FREE, HERE. Buy the paperback book on Amazon, here.

Description:
"HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT" by ThornDaddy. Forward by Dollie Llama. > ThornDaddy from the "Submission and Coffee" podcast (AskDollie.com) teaches you how to pet her pretties, part her petals, and nail her to the center of the earth with your cock until she squirts stars and secrets onto the majesty of your bed. > Includes Appendix "Interviews With Seven Kinky Women About What They Want and Need". > HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is not a guide on how to "Find em' feel em' fuck em' and forget 'em." It's not a manual on how to "bag weak women with pickup lines and mind tricks." > HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is a stunning BDSM resource and manifesto on finding the perfect willing sex slave (or two), keeping her in your life, and loving the hell out of her - mind, body and soul. > A crucial read for all men, and women, interested in kinky love. > Creative Commons 2008.

LIPSTICK AND HERPES (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 174. Frozen cum, matching herpes-sore sex, and the joy of loving, consensual, brutal sex.

FUCK FOR PEACE! GYNO AMERICANS RULE!
ThornDaddy grabs Dollie Llama's tits, fucks her brains out, slaps her ass and cums in her holes. Then ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama talk about why kitty women who love bondage, what Daddy loves about submissive women and sometimes even D/s protocol, how to call (712) 318-9897 to get Plump Buffet on your phone, why most patriotic Americans are going to lose all their rights while they drink beer and bitch about the need for more flag pins, a few reflections on the horror of 9/11, and how to be an informed citizen. Then Daddy yells "Have some shame, woman!", and they talk about female empowerment and dick sucking, the animalistically brutal with sweet and tender nature of BDSM, the Great Cougar Hunt, the joy of the word "Daddy", white trash El Camino hot tubs, kinky fun Mindfucks, and why you should have lots of sex before Palin outlaws it. Then Pervert and Ropie talk about violence in the media, and also review "Sons of Anarchy", "Jacob's Ladder" and "Flatliners."

AN INTRO TO RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 173-b. Check out our new podcast, AN RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA (THE VOICE OF A TWO-PERSON NATION IN SUBURBIA)

RFN 0006 - The secrets of a happy marriage. Michael and Debra Jean talk about why their marriage works (and why DJ’s first marriage didn’t work), what people should look for in a spouse, how to be blissfully coupled with the perfect man (or woman) for the rest of your life, the value of the Acid Test For Doms, and why having kitties and guns will make you live longer and happier.And Dollie says of the upcoming election, “I’m pro-gun and pro-choice, so I have no choice.”

RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA: Give us 55 minutes and we’ll tell you what’s wrong with the world…THIS week.

PLUMP MATURE BROADS RULE! (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 173. Frozen cum, muddy anus moles, and brutal married love.

IN A WORLD WHERE…ThornDaddy waylays Dollie Llama on the way home from work and makes her eat TWO scoops of frozen cum. And she loves it. Then he ties her up and fucks her brutally and makes her cum many times in a few minutes, with love.

They discuss star-nosed moles swarming out of the yard anus like ants, the pregnant teenage daughter of the new VP candidate, coyotes licking their lips while eyeing ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama's cats, why real men don't kill coyotes, BDSM kitty ears, a cool BDSM vlog on YouTube called "Confessions of a Kitty Girl", the 350 new photos on AskDollie.com (hit "refresh"), Dishonorable Passions: Sodomy Laws in America, 1861-2003, and Daddy and Dollie's kitty lickin' good video, states with criminal sodomy laws, and the wonderful privatopia that is Nestlandia. Then they give the Peep Press quarterly report. They read a list of the 72 countries where SUBMISSION AND COFFEE is being enjoyed. Then the read the funniest 200 of the 1600 search terms that brought people to SUBMISSION AND COFFEE last month. And they have a moment of silence for Don La Fontaine.

THE YARD ANUS (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 172. Nipple clamps, 9mm Smith & Wessons, and other earthly delights.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have incredibly hot slappy squirting bondage nipple clamp sex, ThornDaddy cums on Dollie's face, then they talk about the lost Baby Opaque live album, their new Smith & Wesson his 'n' hers matching 908s and 910s model pistols, the yard anus, kitty cat stickers, new submissive women, Daddy playing dungeon master while he inspects and initials Dollie's puss, Ernest Hemingway, Boss & Co. double-barrel shotguns, Abercrombie & Fitch, and the new SUBMISSION AND COFFEE fans in Kenya.

TWO YEARS OF SEX AND BRAINS. TWO-YEARS OF PODCASTING! (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 171. Correctly lancing the boil of your subbie's soul.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama celebrate two years of doing the SUBMISSION AND COFFEE podcast (YAY!) by having hot slappy bondage sex twice, feeding Dollie a spoon full of frozen cum, then talking about First- and Second-Amendment rights, the right to arm bears, Janes Guide, being a binge pervert, eye dilation and societal irritation, how being normal is difficult for ThornDaddy and why you might be a slutty redneck if you read about self-defense while cleaning out your butt.

PAPPA AND MAMMA GOT A BRAND NEW BAG (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 170. Too much of a good thing spoils the party

(Short episode.) ThornDaddy ties up Dollie Llama talk about their great new podcast, RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA. Then they have very hot brutally slappy bondage sex.

(Lesson 169 is BitTorrent only, with video. Info is here.)

SEX, GOD AND GOVERNMENT OPPRESSION (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 168. How to use your sexuality to avoid government oppression without having jack-booted government thugs kick in your door.

ThornDaddy ties up Dollie Llama and fucks her and whips her until she squirts and cums. And, she has a pussy quake from rubbing his back afterward.

MY BRAIN HURTS! ...conspiracy theories and sex, David Icke, Bohemian Grove, The growing problem of stowaway cats, treating waiters well, what the NRA, sex dungeons and filmmaking have in common, crappy Christian marriage advice, how doctors PROVE that Daddy fucked Dollie's brains out, how Dollie attended, and participated in, Daddy's bachelor party, and Roe vs. Wade for lesbian pro-life advocates.

A SEX-BASED NATION OF TWO (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 167. How to declare your home a sovereign sexual nation.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have dirty sweaty adult bondage sex, Dollie soaks the sheets with pussy spray as Daddy spanks her ass and fucks her holes.

Then they celebrate their two-year nestiversary by declaring their home THE SOVEREIGN NATION OF NESTLANDIA!

They chat about micronations like Molossia and North Dumpling Island, George W. Bush drunk, George Bush calling the government "Jack-booted thugs", The Dalai Lama and the Olympics, China's human rights violations, and how SUBMISSION AND COFFEE is now the official government radio station for Nestlandia. They talk about the movie "Arlington Road", about Waco, Ruby Ridge, the single-man theory, the single-bullet theory, the Second Amendment, gun rights, taxation without representation, self-defense with guns, and what purple cats look like. Then ThornDaddy feeds Dollie a spoon full of frozen cum while she's standing up and rubs her pussy until she wets her shoes.

THAT NEW WIFE SMELL (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 166. The secret of romance and how sex with true love makes you closer to God.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have unbelievably brutal, beautiful and spiritual and spirited married bondage spanking sex, then kiss and renew their love vows all over, as they do on a daily basis.

They talk about how L’il Debbie isn’t a virgin any more. She's a dirty girl who needs her holes scrubbed out. They opine on the amazing Baptist sex & marriage podcast that they love, the great gun rights podcast they love, Al Sharpton, gutter saints, ThornDaddy’s future book, “I married a sex pervert!” They explain the differences between Republicans, Democrats and Libertarians for their foreign listeners, and then tell why, this time, they probably can’t vote for any of them. They talk about how George W. Bush is intent on destroying women’s rights to do what they want with their bodies. And why if ThornDaddy were going to have a tombstone, he’d want his epitaph to say simply: "NURSE! LICK MY ASS!”

DOLLIE SOAKS THE WORLD! (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 165. How to be a submissive woman but still be a feminist.

ThornDaddy and hurricane Dollie Llama have sweet nasty sex with Dollie tied up and fucked in the ass. She anoints Daddy’s cock as she squirts pussy juice all over Texas and all over the world. They then talk about their new listeners in Cyprus and Moldova, “Lucy in the Sky with Desi”, Dollie’s dizzies, “Healthfood and Heroin”, why Peg Bundy is sexier than Kelly Bundy, and why they want to invite Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal over for dinner and a podcast.

THAT NEW GUN SMELL. (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 164. Why gunshot residue is an aphrodisiac.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have hot, nasty, bondage sex, then talk about guns, gun ownership, the Second Amendment, the Sopranos and Dick Cheney. They opine on Robert A. Heinlein's book, "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls", 12/20 shots vs. 24/7 D/s love, and they talk about studying the US Constitution, and about where to find Dollie's reading of the same. They welcome the new blind listeners to SUBMISSION AND COFFEE, explain why George W. Bush cancelled his lifetime NRA membership, talk about DefendOurPorn.org, and tell you how to make non-orgasmic women cum over and over and over.

Then ThornDaddy and Dollie go to the firing range and break in their virgin shotgun, "Li'l Debbie", shooting over 100 rounds. They come home amped on adrenalin and covered with gunshot residue and make love like crazed weasels until Dollie squirts so hard that even the walls are wet.

JUST ANOTHER MORNING IN PARADISE IN THE NEST. (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 163. What life on life's terms is really like in a 24/7 D/s relationship.

ThornDaddy is up EARLY! He went to bed at 10 PM and got up at 5 AM, when he's usually going to sleep. He helps Dollie get ready for work, and sees her off with a kiss and a pussy rub. ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama talk about crazy letters they get and why it's sometimes a hassle to be sort of famous.

They chat about geriatric sex, their new fans in Vietnam and Lithuania, living life on life's terms, more on the PG-ization of America, Dick Cheney shooting an old man in the face, the nifty swinger podcast, mrnmsbhaven, making the best of the rest of their lives, unicorn sex, and how all the girls who are willing to play with them live in The Midwest or Europe. Then ThornDaddy diddles Dollie's pussy three or four times while she gets ready for work.

SMART PEOPLE HAVING AMAZING SEX. (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 162. Exploring and demonstrating the solid connections between intelligence and great sex.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have hot brutal slappy squirting bondage sex. Then they have a date to sit in the yard in chairs and watch the fireworks.

They go inside and discuss Swingercast, Kink-e-zine, Lisa Nova's "Affirmation Girl Learns to Obey Her New Master" video, the Joy Division Ian Curtis biopic, "Control", and why ThornDaddy will not discuss US politics or patriotism with anyone who has not read the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution. They talk about the PG-ization of modern culture and how "PG-ization has led to MTV-style romance-o-porn infiltrating just about every program on TV".

ThornDaddy wakes Dollie Llama while she sleeps, rubs her pussy, and feeds her frozen cum.

The next day, ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama opine on the Remington 870 12-gauge shotgun, gun ownership and Second Amendment rights, 10-day waiting periods, signing a will, getting a safe deposit box, having security cameras, listening to your parents fuck, how to get on The Golden Floppy Disc of Redemption, dating hot girls from Stuttgart, Juarez whorehouse fantasies, erectile function, and why Saudi Arabia is "The worst place in the world if you are a girl."

Then ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have hot brutal slappy squirting bondage sex. Again.

PSYCHEDELIC BONDAGE SEX FOR iPod. (GET Torrent)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 161. Melt with us through video. In bed.

(Video episode, BitTorrent only, not on RSS feed)

This is SAC-PodZip-13. Archive contains episodes 154-161.

"SUBMISSION AND COFFEE" episode titles in this zip:

PSYCHEDELIC BONDAGE SEX FOR iPod (video episode, BitTorrent only, not on RSS feed), MORE SEX VAMPIRES, MY PUSSY BELONGS TO DADDY - BLOWJOBS ON COMMAND, DOLLIE'S BIRTHDAY FUCKING AND FLOGGING, LET FREEDOM RING - IN BED, SHE CUMS FIVE TIMES IN THREE MINUTES, BALL GAG YOUR WIFE. "BETTER MOATS AND BUNKERS", THE NEW MAGAZINE FOR SEX CULT OWNERS, FREE SPEECH AND HOT SEX, DADDY'S LITTLE PUDDLE SLUT

Also contains the final eBook (v 2.0) of "HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT", the final eBook (second printing) of "Diary of an S&M Romance", episodes 7-12 of podiobook of "HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT".

Also contains full script, Creative Commons license, and character list for "Plump Buffet" in case you want to build it on SECOND LIFE or RED LIGHT CENTER.

LET FREEDOM RING - IN BED. (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 160. Celebrating independence day by exercising your First and Second Amendment rights, and dealing with "through sickness and through health" in a loving, kinky, very sexual marriage.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama triumphantly return from their two-week absence and hit the ground running with a LONG three-fuck episode. They fuck, and have slappy squirting bondage sex. Then they celebrate July 4th and their the First and Second Amendment rights by discussing sex on the Internet, American gun laws, the Supreme Court, militias, the Founding Fathers, safe ball gag use, why September 17th should be celebrated as being as important as July 4th, and deleting problems as they arise…freedom from bondage of the family ties that bind.

Then they have some incredible bondage sex again, as ThornDaddy ties Dollie to the toilet bar on the wall and violates all her sweet holes by cumming in her while spanking her and calling her a dirty little slutty moaning dollie made for Daddy's pleasure.

Then they discuss plump Mexican women who like to get spanked in public with vegetables, naughty Russian enema nurses, fur spiders, cat care in hot weather, the wonderful movie "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" (and why more stuff on TV needs to be that good), the difference between an eBook and an fBook, women getting furred over and rusted shut when you they forget to fuck, Penelope Pitstop as a kink icon, ThornDaddy and Dollie's future art plans, and some kinky submissive girl blogs they like. Like this one. And this one.

Then they activate their Gemini Twin Powers by fucking yet again, with slapping and dirty talk, with Dollie getting a much-needed overflowing frozen cum chaser. In bed.

SHE CUMS FIVE TIMES IN THREE MINUTES, BALL GAG YOUR WIFE. (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 159. Proper use of ring gags and ball gags to shut up your really smart wife. With love. In bed.

ThornDaddy ties Dollie Llama up and has hot slappy slippery quick and brutal bondage sex with her. She cums five times, in less time than it takes to listen to a pop song. Then he ring-gags her and humiliates her by making her talk about Homer, the Iliad, the Odyssey, and the origin of the word "mentor", all while drooling.

It's 104 degrees in the bunny pit, and bunnies are exploding outside the window. They talk about http://fetlife.com/. Then the happy slappy couple podcasts naked while giving tips on cat care in hot weather, getting younger girls to play with you and your wife, explains why stories require likeable characters, and how you can spend your final days before the world ends in a hedonistic flurry of love and sex. ThornDaddy shows you a photo of the home he grew up in, tells you how watching shitty TV can actually get you into heaven, and then we cut ourselves for Jesus as the sexy genius couple has some hot, stupid trailer park sex. Then they eat white bread and mayonnaise sandwiches and then talk about how Debra Jean used to own a sprint car with her first husband. We also hear a ThornDaddy song called "You Lie All The Time."

"BETTER MOATS AND BUNKERS", THE NEW MAGAZINE FOR SEX CULT OWNERS (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 158. Slapping your slave silly, with love, and planning your retirement on 40 gated rural acres where you'll continue to pet the world from your heavily fortified bedroom.

ThornDaddy fucks Dollie Llama silly while slapping her all over, until she squirts. Then he ties her to the wall and whips her ass while rubbing a vibrator on her pussy and calling her sweet, dirty names.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama watch and discuss the movie "Liquid Sky", and they hear a coyote and record it for you. Then they explain how Adam and Eve were amoebas, talk about ThornDaddy's variation on the Oedipus complex, debunk the phrase "Bondage is Bad", drink the blood of their critics, and brag more about their hundred thousand worldwide listeners, and celebrate the beauty of their Nestenna.

They answer yet more crazy kitty care questions, then have a contest to give away two signed copies of ThornDaddy's new book, "HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT", which is now available from the Stockroom (here). Finally, they explain why the world needs a magazine called "Better Moats And Bunkers".

FREE SPEECH AND HOT SEX (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 157. Exercising your Constitutional rights by fucking your wife silly, while America listens.

ThornDaddy's new Podiobook is up (and people are pissed!) ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama wonder why sex is a big deal in this day and age. Then they have some…It's awesome, slappy, tied-up female submissive/male dominate multi-orgasmic bondage sex. Then they talk about Bill Clinton, and about the current Congressional resolution calling for George W. Bush's impeachment. And about why you haven't heard about it.

They chat about why they sometimes give money away to keep money flowing, give feral kitten care tips, being the number-one blind podcast on iTunes, the movie "Walk Hard", discuss hypervigilance, hypersexuality, effective hedonism, what it's like to be middle-aged and have sex 1200 times a year, and how the dedicated server in the other room is spreading love all over the world, even while they sleep.

DOLLIE'S BIRTHDAY FUCKING AND FLOGGING (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 156. How to celebrate your subbie's birthday, and why you've done a great job if she can feel it for days afterwards every time she sits down.

ThornDaddy ties Dollie Llama to the wall in their home dungeon and flogs her 49 times (and one to grow on) for her birthday. Then he puts her in the bed, ties her leg to the wall, fucks her until she cums many times and squirts, and she loves all of it.

Then they put on their "pervert and ropie" hats and review some movies they found on BitTorrent: "Pecker", "The Other Boleyn Sister", "Preaching to the Perverted", "Ilsa, Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks", and "Lars and the Real Girl".

The two happily married kinksters discuss high gas prices, hypervigilance, BDSM hypnosis, "Daddy Pee for the Subbie's Soul", how beating off to plump porn is like running with weights as training, and why ThornDaddy is the perfect Dom for Dollie, even though he doesn't like to be called "Sir."

MY PUSSY BELONGS TO DADDY - BLOWJOBS ON COMMAND (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 155.
How to keep your husband happy with blowjobs and steak dinners on command. And why the Submission and Coffee Website is now blind-friendly.

Why Dollie is DADDY'S LITTLE PUDDLE SLUT, why their sex is better than meth, why ThornDaddy likes the mind of Vincent Gallo, hot vanilla kink, the kinkiest toy is a stud finder, DIY home dungeon tips, phenobarbital, happy Daddy noises, "biker momma raped by pregnant dude", "Nice ink, bitch", blind-accessible sex, comedy and death, kitty customs at the loading dock, Russian serving cake party politburo porn and ThornDaddy's love of pleasuring women, and why he's the right Dom for Dollie!

MORE SEX VAMPIRES - DOLLIE LAYS AN EGG (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 154.
Hot anal love, making your slave squirt, dealing with fear of death, and being a useful citizen of the planet earth.

Dollie leaves The Nest for the day. ThornDaddy gets lonely and records a little bit without her about how "A DOM WITHOUT A SUB IS LESS". You get to hear it. Then he records a lot more, and goes to a very dark place for a half-hour, but the Universe deletes the file. Only the Universe will ever get to hear it. Then Dollie comes home, and ThornDaddy ties her up and fucks her comprehensively in all her holes while slapping her tits and ass, with love.

They talk about how fluffy cats are, why "Social networking provides Websites to people who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a computer" and they chat about the 1997 North Hollywood Bank of America shootout. They discuss their plan to bring SUBMISSION AND COFFEE to uncontacted tribes (pix here) who make the Amish look like cutting-edge technology experts, The New Tribes Mission, Survival International, how SUBMISSION AND COFFEE is helping the next generation of college-age kinksters (and their moms!), how to use a Harry Potter book as a sex toy, the hot new viral video called "security camera footage of fat biker grandma gets raped by pregnant guy"; and they remember ThornDaddy's many dead friends.

Then ThornDaddy puts his lovely wife in pantyhose, a slip and high heels, rips a hole in the pantyhose, ties her up and fucks her in all her holes again, this time while flogging her with love. He puts the vibrating buttplug in her and fucks her little cat brain out until she is unconscious. She comes to, he fucks her more, and they talk about anal sex safety.

VIDEO OF ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama HAVING SEX! GET TORRENT
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 153.
How to PRETEND rape your lover on creepy security footage webcam.

OK, episode 153 is VIDEO! yup. But will not be on RSS feed, to keep kosher with iTunes and not get kicked off.

So, if you wanna download it, you’ll need BitTorrent, and you’ll need to download the whole new archive:
Distance learning BDSM classroom, SEX PACK Archive 12.

Professor ThornDaddy’s distance learning BDSM classroom, BDSM SEX PACK Archive 12, “SUBMISSION AND COFFEE” - MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE

(and please seed!)

This is SAC-PodZip-12. Archive contains episodes 147-153.

(Most episodes contain 2-way male Dominant/female submissive slappy bondage sex, as well as brilliant conversations. Four episodes contain male Dominant/female submissive/female submissive 3-way slappy bondage sex, as well as brilliant conversations. Cool original music and great overall production throughout.)

“SUBMISSION AND COFFEE” episode titles in this zip: video of ThornDaddy dominating and fucking his sweet slave Dollie (with no audio, webcam, looks like security footage of a rape, but it’s being totally consensual and loving, in our own unique way), HOT BONDAGE VAMPIRES, AMISH PORN, SQUIRTING SLAVES AND POLYAMORY (part 1 of 3), SQUIRTING SLAVES AND POLYAMORY (part 2 of 3), SQUIRTING SLAVES AND POLYAMORY (part 3 of 3), 3-WAY SEX TO BEAT THE DEVIL!

Also contains MP3 reading the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States, the final eBook (v 2.0) of “HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN’S BRAINS OUT”, first six episodes of podiobook of “HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN’S BRAINS OUT”, and ThornDaddy and Joseph Greylodge talking about the end of the world, and how you can survive the coming collapse of the infrastructure, and start your own sex cult.

HOT BONDAGE VAMPIRES! (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 152.
How to rape the mind and body of your lover, with permission, and leave absolutely no visual record of it.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have amazing mind-raping Male-master female-slave sex. It's some of the most comprehensive fucking they've ever had. Daddy quickly, brutally and efficiently rips open all of her holes and pumps her full of creamy slappy goodness. He fucks her brains out and leaves her mind a quivering crying creampie of love. And they videotape it!

Unfortunately, they must be sex vampires, because apparently, they cannot be videotaped! So you'll have to settle for the audio version. You even get to HEAR her squirt!

Then they talk about butthole licking, people carrying 100 hours of SUBMISSION AND COFFEE in their pockets, how to have a great kinky marriage, BDSM hypnosis. Then they speak loquaciously, pedantically and didactically while delivering an opinionated diatribe on the subjects of the historical etymology, social implications and racial ramifications of the semantics of the D/s use of the co-opted term "slave."

AMISH PORN (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 151.
CMMI, Sigma Six, and ISO 9000 business practices. In bed.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama explore Amish porn and sex fantasy scenarios, discuss them thoroughly, map out their plan, then move to the dungeon and act them out. The young Amish woman on rumspringa is tied up and taken in all her holes by a randy "English" who wants to test her faith by showing her the corrupt ways of the world.

Then they return to the talking bed, stare out the window, eat Sunday brunch, and call it their church. They rapturize about Amish music, Daddy's hands, the upcoming election, the failure of the two-party system, and how the Constitution Party might destroy America (and the Constitution) if they ever got the chance. They discuss sexy Libertarians, sober Green Partiers, rumspringa girls gone wild, hot Mennonite love, women who cry during sex, CFNM - clothed female / naked male parties, and good places to retire.