SUBMISSION AND COFFEE, the blind-friendly kinky sex BDSM couple podcast

Contest to win a signed book

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:20:46 -0700

Learn how to win a signed copy of "HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT" by ThornDaddy

SHE CUMS FIVE TIMES IN THREE MINUTES, BALL GAG YOUR WIFE.

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:16:31 -0700

ThornDaddy ties Dollie Llama up and has hot slappy slippery quick and brutal bondage sex with her. She cums five times, in less time than it takes to listen to a pop song. Then he ring-gags her and humiliates her by making her talk about Homer, the Iliad, the Odyssey, and the origin of the word "mentor", all while drooling.

It's 104 degrees in the bunny pit, and bunnies are exploding outside the window. The happy slappy couple podcasts naked while giving tips on cat care in hot weather, getting younger girls to play with you and your wife, explains why stories require likeable characters, and how you can spend your final days before the world ends in a hedonistic flurry of love and sex. ThornDaddy shows you a photo of the home he grew up in, tells you how watching shitty TV can actually get you into heaven, and then we cut ourselves for Jesus as the sexy genius couple has some hot, stupid trailer park sex. Then they eat white bread and mayonnaise sandwiches and then talk about how Debra Jean used to own a sprint car with her first husband. We also hear a ThornDaddy song called "You Lie All The Time."

"BETTER MOATS AND BUNKERS", THE NEW MAGAZINE FOR SEX CULT OWNERS

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:41:09 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 158. Slapping your slave silly, with love, and planning your retirement on 40 gated rural acres where you'll continue to pet the world from your heavily fortified bedroom.

ThornDaddy fucks Dollie Llama silly while slapping her all over, until she squirts. Then he ties her to the wall and whips her ass while rubbing a vibrator on her pussy and calling her sweet, dirty names.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama watch and discuss the movie "Liquid Sky", and they hear a coyote and record it for you. Then they explain how Adam and Eve were amoebas, talk about ThornDaddy's variation on the Oedipus complex, debunk the phrase "Bondage is Bad", drink the blood of their critics, and brag more about their hundred thousand worldwide listeners, and celebrate the beauty of their Nestenna.

They answer yet more crazy kitty care questions, then have a contest to give away two signed copies of ThornDaddy's new book, "HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT", which is now available from the Stockroom (here). Finally, they explain why the world needs a magazine called "Better Moats And Bunkers".

FREE SPEECH AND HOT SEX

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:45:10 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 157. Exercising your Constitutional rights by fucking your wife silly, while America listens.

ThornDaddy's new Podiobook is up (and people are pissed!) ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama wonder why sex is a big deal in this day and age. Then they have some…It's awesome, slappy, tied-up female submissive/male dominate multi-orgasmic bondage sex. Then they talk about Bill Clinton, and about the current Congressional resolution calling for George W. Bush's impeachment. And about why you haven't heard about it.
They chat about why they sometimes give money away to keep money flowing, give feral kitten care tips, being the number-one blind podcast on iTunes, the movie "Walk Hard", discuss hypervigilance, hypersexuality, effective hedonism, what it's like to be middle-aged and have sex 1200 times a year, and how the dedicated server in the other room is spreading love all over the world, even while they sleep.

DOLLIE'S BIRTHDAY FUCKING AND FLOGGING

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sun, 8 Jun 2008 17:03:18 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 156. How to celebrate your subbie's birthday, and why you've done a great job if she can feel it for days afterwards every time she sits down.

ThornDaddy ties Dollie Llama to the wall in their home dungeon and flogs her 49 times (and one to grow on) for her birthday. Then he puts her in the bed, ties her leg to the wall, fucks her until she cums many times and squirts, and she loves all of it.

Then they put on their "pervert and ropie" hats and review some movies they found on BitTorrent: "Pecker", "The Other Boleyn Sister" "Preaching to the Perverted", "Ilsa, Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks", and "Lars and the Real Girl".

The two happily married kinksters discuss high gas prices, hypervigilance, BDSM hypnosis, "Daddy Pee for the Subbie's Soul", how beating off to plump porn is like running with weights as training, and why ThornDaddy is the perfect Dom for Dollie, even though he doesn't like to be called "Sir."

MY PUSSY BELONGS TO DADDY - BLOWJOBS ON COMMAND

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Fri, 6 Jun 2008 19:55:45 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 155.
How to keep your husband happy with blowjobs and steak dinners on command. And why the Submission and Coffee Website is now blind-friendly.

Why Dollie is DADDY'S LITTLE PUDDLE SLUT, why their sex is better than meth, why ThornDaddy likes the mind of Vincent Gallo, hot vanilla kink, the kinkiest toy is a stud finder, DIY home dungeon tips, phenobarbital, happy Daddy noises, "biker momma raped by pregnant dude", "nice ink, bitch", blind-accessible sex, comedy and death, kitty customs at the loading dock, Russian serving cake party politburo porn and ThornDaddy's love of pleasuring women, and why he's the right Dom for Dollie!

MORE SEX VAMPIRES - DOLLIE LAYS AN EGG

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sun, 1 Jun 2008 18:59:06 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 154.
Hot anal love, making your slave squirt, dealing with fear of death, and being a useful citizen of the planet earth.

Dollie leaves The Nest for the day. ThornDaddy gets lonely and records a little bit without her about how "A DOM WITHOUT A SUB IS LESS". You get to hear it. Then he records a lot more, and goes to a very dark place for a half-hour, but the Universe deletes the file. Only the Universe will ever get to hear it. Then Dollie comes home, and ThornDaddy ties her up and fucks her comprehensively in all her holes while slapping her tits and ass, with love.

They talk about how fluffy cats are, why "Social networking provides Websites to people who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a computer" and they chat about the 1997 North Hollywood Bank of America shootout. They discuss their plan to bring SUBMISSION AND COFFEE to uncontacted tribes (pix here) who make the Amish look like cutting-edge technology experts, The New Tribes Mission, Survival International, how SUBMISSION AND COFFEE is helping the next generation of college-age kinksters (and their moms!), how to use a Harry Potter book as a sex toy, the hot new viral video called "security camera footage of fat biker grandma gets raped by pregnant guy"; and they remember ThornDaddy's many dead friends.

Then ThornDaddy puts his lovely wife in pantyhose, a slip and high heels, rips a hole in the pantyhose, ties her up and fucks her in all her holes again, this time while flogging her with love. He puts the vibrating buttplug in her and fucks her little cat brain out until she is unconscious. She comes to, he fucks her more, and they talk about anal sex safety.

HOT BONDAGE VAMPIRES

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Fri, 30 May 2008 00:22:21 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 152.
How to rape the mind and body of your lover, with permission, and leave absolutely no visual record of it.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have amazing mind-raping Male-master female-slave sex. It's some of the most comprehensive fucking they've ever had. Daddy quickly, brutally and efficiently rips open all of her holes and pumps her full of creamy slappy goodness. He fucks her brains out and leaves her mind a quivering crying creampie of love. And they videotape it!

Unfortunately, they must be sex vampires, because apparently, they cannot be videotaped! So you'll have to settle for the audio version. You even get to HEAR her squirt!

Then they talk about butthole licking, people carrying 100 hours of SUBMISSION AND COFFEE in their pockets, how to have a great kinky marriage, BDSM hypnosis. Then they speak loquaciously, pedantically and didactically while delivering an opinionated diatribe on the subjects of the historical etymology, social implications and racial ramifications of the semantics of the D/s use of the co-opted term "slave."

AMISH PORN

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Tue, 27 May 2008 11:43:58 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 151.
CMMI, Sigma Six, and ISO 9000 business practices. In bed.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama explore Amish porn and sex fantasy scenarios, discuss them thoroughly, map out their plan, then move to the dungeon and act them out. The young Amish woman on rumspringa is tied up and taken in all her holes by a randy "English" who wants to test her faith by showing her the corrupt ways of the world.

Then they return to the talking bed, stare out the window, eat Sunday brunch, and call it their church. They rapturize about Amish music, Daddy's hands, the upcoming election, the failure of the two-party system, and how the Constitution Party might destroy America (and the Constitution) if they ever got the chance. They discuss sexy Libertarians, sober Green Partiers, rumspringa girls gone wild, hot Mennonite love, women who cry during sex, CFNM - clothed female / naked male parties, and good places to retire.

SQUIRTING SLAVES AND POLYAMORY (part 3 of 3)

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Mon, 26 May 2008 11:21:07 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 149. How to fuck two slaves' brains out, and keep 'em happy, enjoy life more, and live happily ever after. Seriously. (Episode released out of order after episode 150)

ThornDaddy fucks Dollie Llama and the pet, with both girls blindfolded and tied to each other. Then he sits on his throne like a kinky king and directs them licking each other while he spanks them and dominates them with his words, mind, heart and hands. Dollie squirts like the devil, so much that you can HEAR the squirt. He wipes one girl's pussy juice on the other girl, and vice versa, while pulling their hair as they masturbate to his specifications. He answers his SAC fan e-mail as the girls give each other aftercare. Then they all go into the other room, sit in front of an open window, pet each other and talk about everything under the sun. They are all three very very happy with this arrangement. All three of them KNOW that LIFE IS GOOD.

ThornDaddy lies in bed, attended to by his bitches and his cats, microphone on a stand in front of his brilliant brain as he addresses his worldwide audience with his astonishing commands.

They talk about meth sex and other filth. They also talk about vasectomies, biorhythms, BDSM love, sexual purity, and why and how ThornDaddy uses sex as the delivery mechanism for his memoirs and his mission statement on life. And they prove it, by offering a zip of kinky photos from the Internest, and slip in PDFs of their two books. They talk about Christians who hate porn, and why those people are WRONG, and GOD WANTS YOU SEXY.

Then ThornDaddy fucks both girls, and has a non-fatal electrical accident while doing so. And you get to listen. And learn what NOT to do in bed, because this is a teaching hospital.

3-WAY SEX TO BEAT THE DEVIL

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sat, 24 May 2008 13:58:36 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 150. Eliminating sexual guilt once and for all. (Episode released out of order before episode 149)

It's ThornDaddy's birthday! He's been wanting to do two chicks at the same time on his birthday for decades, and finally succeeds. And it's MAJESTIC! He slaps and fucks these two slutty bitches until the WALLS ARE WET. He spanks THEM 44 times each, a few times over. And it also means, since he made it to age 44, THE DEVIL WILL NOT GET HIS SOUL! ThornDaddy explains this. ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama also talk about how they're looking for other slutty gals to join them on their audio teaching hospital.

Daddy and Dollie talk about sexual discrimination laws and BDSM, the Acid Test For Subs, FOIA, coming out of the closet and no one giving a shit, ThornDaddy's plans for leaving the Internet, pubic hair grooming, how hot ThornDaddy is singing in that YouTube Bomb video, and how cute Dollie is in that "Kitty Lickin' Good" YouTube video.

SQUIRTING SLAVES AND POLYAMORY (part 2 of 3)

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:59:42 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 148. How to fuck two slaves' brains out, and keep 'em happy.

ThornDaddy makes Dollie Llama suck his cum out of the pet's pussy. Both bitches squirt, with the pet in pigtails and little girl socks. He slaps their asses and tells them what to do as they drip girl cum on his sacred bed, with the pet tied up and slapped.
Then they lay in bed, look out the window, listen to the birds, and have a mellow three-way loving date. It's a pretty and nifty example of their loving polyamory. They talk about Jacqueline Carey, "Kushiel's Dart", "Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns", Damien: Omen II, Ronald Reagan, calling your wife "mommie" and your husband "Daddy", how George W. Bush sounds like a drunk redneck at some bar, and why voting doesn't work. Dollie opines about the beauty of ThornDaddy's perfect penis. Then they tell you how you can download the Quark files for translating and releasing "HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT" in your own country. The ThornDaddys have a kinky mellow date, and the worldwide BDSM community gets to be a kitty in the corner.

Then they give their "Pervert and Ropie" review of the movie "The Story of O."

SQUIRTING SLAVES AND POLYAMORY (part 1 of 3)

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:06:12 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 147. How to fuck two slaves' brains out.

There are SAC fans into making The Plump Buffet into reality on Second Life. Info on the blog.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama and the pet talk about interpreting BitTorrent stats, curved cocks, tying yourself up. Then the three of them have awesome tramptastic, slappy sucking three-way BDSM M/F/F sex with two ladies tied up and squirting.

Then they watch the best movie ever made, "THEY LIVE", and give their "Pervert and Ropie" movie review. They talk about South Park, Cripple Fight, Star Trek, Second Life and sex. They pause for a mid-movie intermission and the girls give some oral service to their master, at his command. Then they finish the movie, and talk about how great it is. Then they yack about hippies' small brains, cats' small brains, the Kama Sutra, and not wasting bird seed while you spill your seed on hot bitches. And finally, they welcome their new BitTorrent listeners in Pakistan, Chile, the Philippines, Indonesia, Guyana, South Africa and Belarus.

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HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT - audio promo with sex

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:25:05 -0700

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT - audio promo with sex - MUST BE ADULT to listen. Promo for ThornDaddy's new paperback book. It's out on Amazon. Get it now!

HAPPY MOTHER FUCKER'S DAY!

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:35:27 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 146. How to fuck a mother's brains out.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama celebrate Mother's Day by ThornDaddy fucking the brains out of Dollie Llama, who is a mother. He ties her up and fucks her baby hole, hard, making her squirt and give birth to a bunch of Skene.s gland juice.

Then they put on their "Pevert and Ropie" hats and review the movie "The Pet", which purports to be about 24/7 power exchange, but really isn't, at least in ThornDaddy and Dollie's world, and any practice of sane D/s that any of their friends partake in. ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama don't hate the film as much as most user reviewers do, but are just kinda left scratching their collective "nation of one" head, saying, "That's just confusing."

Then they ask people who play "Second Life" to write in to help make "The Plump Buffet" come to life.

SEX, PRIVACY AND GOD

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Thu, 8 May 2008 19:32:17 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance-learning life-lessons classroom, lesson 145: Boundaries.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama celebrate sending the final edit of "HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT" to the printers by having amazing slappy squirting BDSM married hot fucking orgasmic tied-up woman sex. Then they talk about the meaning of life, being blessed from birth, being famous and still wanting privacy, outing yourself to yet more family members, and how life is a process, not a destination.

They discuss Abby Hoffman, Madonna, discretion, and the increasing need for 40 acres and for more docents to administer their foundation. They talk about dealing with the death of loved ones, (human and feline) and answer the age-old question, "Which are better, cats or dogs?"

They analyze an old SAC episode "CloneTheCoffee--theSecretToLife-4-23-07", for an anonymous European BitTorrent fan.

They openly process the connection between hermithood, the sexopus, the sexopod, the headless squitten, cats bringing you dead birds and mice, Jesus Christ, heroin, and how all humans are nothing more than ants, and how our lives are just a blink in the ocean in the grand scheme of things. And finally, they explain why uneducated manual laborers are more valuable than intellectual types with a lot of ambition.

Diary of an S and M Romance -second printing, eBook

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Wed, 7 May 2008 10:17:13 -0700

DIARY OF AN S&M ROMANCE is true story of a young widow reclaiming her life in a red-hot world of kinky sex. She is a feminist doing things many feminists would consider beastly, and loving every second of it. In Diary of an S&M Romance, Dollie Llama explores the complex connections between romantic sweetness and furious, nasty sex.
Part introspective journey of discovery, part tender love story.
Part manifesto of empowerment, part dirty dirty book.

feel free to pass along file to any adult friends.

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT - eBook

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sun, 4 May 2008 10:26:25 -0700

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT ThornDaddy's new book, attached. Feel free to forward file to anyone of legal age. (It's coming out on amazon too, also). MEW! Our new blog: http://www.ThornDaddy.com sign up and post.

THOSE DAMN VANILLA FAMILY MEMBERS

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Fri, 2 May 2008 22:26:44 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, Lesson 144: How to deal with assholes trying to blackmail you.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama talk about what they did when a self-righteous adult family member snooped, and ignored the warning that says "If you are of legal age, but offended by intelligent talk & artistic photos of hot, rough sex between loving, consenting adults, just GO AWAY, and don't come back. There's nothing for you here."

The family member, of course, found filthy things she didn't want to see, became as indignant as a petulant six-year-old, tried to censor and emotionally blackmail. She also tried to act like an authority figure to people much older and much smarter than her.

She showed the filth to many of her friends who would have never known about it otherwise, then yelled, "This is HORRIBLE! My family is doing this TO ME! It's all about ME! FEEL SORRY FOR ME, DAMN IT! I'M A VICTIM HERE!!"

Then the family member threatened to "OUT" ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama to Dollie's parents.

This was the final straw.

Dollie and ThornDaddy explain how they put an end to this madness, with grace, wisdom and aplomb.

Then they say "howdy" to their fans fighting in Iraq, explain why Dollie is such an exhibitionist, talk about why nurses are so filthy (and why ThornDaddy loves nurses), and crow about the recent release of ThornDaddy's new book, HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT, and tell you how you can get a free copy. Then they end the cast in the usual manner.

ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:00:33 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's Distance learning BDSM classroom, Lesson 143: How to take a turn as the bottom while maintaining the master hand.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have amazing squirtastic three-way private swing party sex with the pet, with Daddy in a slip being one of the girls, and Daddy gets Flex-O-Pleased by his bitches. Then they all bedcast and talk about how ThornDaddy may run for governor of Wyoming, how hot wax play and Nazi domination fantasies are almost vanilla, how ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL (at least if they're under ThornDaddy's spell), and how SAC is a love song for all the cubicle girls in the world. Then Professor ThornDaddy puts on his science hat and explains how to use BitTorrent, how Pirate Bay is the menu, the torrent is the waiter's order, and the media is the meal.

Short commercial for free eBook of HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:39:11 -0700

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THE BELLES OF THE SWING PARTY

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:39:11 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's Distance learning BDSM classroom, Lesson 142: how to have a private three-way swing party.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have amazing three-way sex with the pet, then bedcast and talk about not letting beta subs call you what the alpha sub calls you, milk-rocker White Gold - the greatest thing that's ever been on TV, the argument against S/slash S/speak, taking you bitch's new pumps out for a test drive in the bed, BDSM sex, BDSM love, art, science, kitties, computer and audio gear porn - it's all good. They watch the Johnny Depp movie "Ed Wood", then discuss not living with BDSM blinders on, loving fiber optic cable porn, how squirting bitches turn the bed into the land of a thousand lakes, how ThornDaddy "goes out for a pack of smokes, comes back in five years, fifteen seconds later she's undressed."

Then Daddy the girls talk about being the two worshiping toe-sucking slaves for ThornDaddy while Daddy masturbates and watches them kneel and suck.

Also, check out ThornDaddy.com for great pix from this episode's bondage activities, while the pet is back east for a few weeks.

CREEPY MINDFUCK SEX FOR TAX DAY

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:22:26 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's Distance learning BDSM classroom, Lesson 141: The spiritual exercise of taking your lovers to a dark place.

ThornDaddy has harsh mindfuck anal rape play sex with Dollie Llama and the pet, and you get to listen. Then the pet goes home, ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama are sad. They sleep, and then wake up feeling a little better. They sip coffee and talk about creepy mindfuck sex, wonderful spiritual mindfuck sex, God, life, love and cats. They talk about overpopulation, why Catholics are selfish, why racism sucks but why overly correct political correctness also sucks. Then ThornDaddy practically DEMANDS that the Universe give him and Dollie their owed 40 acres (or even five acres and a stipend) NOW! The Universe responds by pushing on ThornDaddy's head with its thumb and laughing at ThornDaddy's little demands.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama discuss a funny podcast called "Man and Wife". Daddy and Dollie mull over the meaning of life, and talk about how taking your sex (and your sex partner/s) to a dark place once in a while isn't always a bad thing. They explain the difference between degradation and domination; and explain the difference between humiliation and humility. And why the latter is always better than the former, in both cases.

ANAL TRAINING TWO FEMALE SUBS

daddy@smdiary.com (ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:46:47 -0700

Professor ThornDaddy's Distance learning - BDSM classroom, Lesson 140: anal training two female subs at once, and training women to cum on command.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have anal training sex sessions with the pet, with much fucking in all the holes. Then they talk about sensory depravation, subspace, 101 suggestions for your slave-bitch, "How to Fuck a Woman's Brains Out", Pirates of Silicon Valley, Steal This Film, The Pirate Bay, Creative Commons, and how to take your little-girl princess dream of living happily after with a prince and wrapping it around a couple instead. They discuss what to do if your mom listens to Submission and Coffee (a guide for young adults), why Waco inspires ThornDaddy, what Warren Jeffs and the FLDS did wrong, how they could have done it right, how to not get raided in your own polygynist cult, and why you shouldn't date skinny girls. Then ThornDaddy just decides to grab both make bitches and make them cum, so he does does.