Clone The Homeless. Michael W. Dean's educational podcast that remembers when sex was safe and music was dangerous.

Michael W. Dean and Skip Lunch interview each other. (Part two of two.)

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:52:35 -0700

MWD and Skip chat over the Skype-o-net about Skip's experiences living in China, Michael's fun in Los Angeles, marriage, three-way sex, the Olympics, rock and roll, love, sex, Chinese medicine, dealing with anxiety, growing old with punk rock grace, and much much more.

Is the president being impeached?

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Mon, 9 Jun 2008 19:49:52 -0700

Is the president being impeached?

recorded live while the charges are being read in the Senate, transmitted on C-SPAN, before most people knew about it, because most people were busy watching American Idol.

Monday, 9 June 2008

Is the president being impeached? We hope so.

Michael W. Dean and Skip Lunch interview each other. (Part one of two. Part two will be up a week or two.)

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Thu, 29 May 2008 02:44:24 -0700

Thur, 29 May 2008

MWD and Skip chat over the Skype-o-net about Skip's experiences living in China, Michael's fun in Los Angeles, marriage, three-way sex, the Olympics, rock and roll, love, sex, Chinese medicine, dealing with anxiety, growing old with punk rock grace, and much much more.

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT - audio promo with sex

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Sun, 18 May 2008 16:45:41 -0700

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT - audio promo with sex - MUST BE ADULT to listen. Promo for ThornDaddy's new paperback book. It's out on Amazon. Get it now!

DIARY OF AN S and M ROMANCE, eBook

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Thu, 8 May 2008 15:01:54 -0700

DIARY OF AN S and M ROMANCE is true story of a young widow reclaiming her life in a red-hot world of kinky sex. She is a feminist doing things many feminists would consider beastly, and loving every second of it. In Diary of an S&M Romance, Dollie Llama explores the complex connections between romantic sweetness and furious, nasty sex.

Part introspective journey of discovery, part tender love story.
Part manifesto of empowerment, part dirty dirty book.

feel free to pass along file to any adult friends.

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT, eBook

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Mon, 5 May 2008 00:55:35 -0700

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT ThornDaddy's new book, attached. Feel free to forward file to anyone of legal age. (It's coming out on amazon too, also). MEW! Our new blog: http://www.ThornDaddy.com sign up and post.

Indie media mavericks Michael W. Dean and Joseph Matheny interview each other. (Part two of two. from alterati.com)

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:12:40 -0700

Indie media mavericks Michael W. Dean and Joseph Matheny interview each other. (Part one of two. Part two will be up on Greylodge in two weeks.)

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:49:29 -0700

Fri, 11 April 2008
22 min.

Michael W. Dean and Joseph Matheny chat on the phone and there's no way these two talkers could interview one or the other. So they rap together, in a concentric hypertextual parenthetical way, TCP over IP, about how to make money by giving away art, where the Internet is headed, changing views on changing protection of intellectual "property", Joseph Campbell, suing Disney for intellectual property violation, how to self-publish your brilliant books, Tom Jennings, why control of your art is more important than lots of money, how to assemble your own vigilant army of the damned, The Pirate Bay, cease-and-desist letters, the Church of the Subgenius, BoingBoing, the WELL, Creative Commons, sex, cats, art and an incredible amount of more nifty stuff.

Part two will cover the coming collapse of the infrastructure of the world, why Catholics are killing the world with overpopulation, and why both of these guys just wanna do the judo master thing and step out of the world's way, while still running it all from their rural bunkers.

A trip to Home Depot with our friend, Kitty

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:15:12 -0700

We're back!
Our friend Kitty comes down from Santa Barbara. She goes to Home Depot (a.k.a. "Perverts' Paradise") with me and the wife. We shop for lots of cool stuff and chat about how nifty it all is. We also explain what "pervertibles" are.

Ninth episode of "Plump Buffet" MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Thu, 6 Mar 2008 21:23:49 -0700

Ninth episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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Eighth episode of "Plump Buffet" MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Wed, 5 Mar 2008 11:14:42 -0700

Eighth episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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Seventh episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Mon, 3 Mar 2008 14:14:36 -0700

Seventh episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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Sixth episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Sat, 1 Mar 2008 13:11:24 -0700

Sixth episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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Fifth episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:21:28 -0700

Fifth episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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Fourth episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:18:23 -0700

Fourth episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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Third episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:04:10 -0700

Third episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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Second episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:38:15 -0700

Second episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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First episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:32:20 -0700

First episode of "Plump Buffet" Podiobook. MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO LISTEN.
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Clone the Homeless,0064. HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 3 of 3). YOU MUST BE 18 OR OVER TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 02:45:50 -0700

HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 3 of 3)
There's no right or wrong way to direct, it's a matter of choice and intuition. But in the first installment of this twelve-part series, MWD and wife have a tape recorder running in the room as they direct voiceover actress Estrus Godspeed in playing a number of sexy characters for an upcoming cat cartoon Podiobook of "Plump Buffet".

(taglines:

"50 women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always feels like killing you."
and
"The Plump Buffet is "Fritz the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco".)

There's some damn good stuff to absorb here, people.

Fire up your pod, sit back and enjoy being a fly on the wall (or a kitty in the corner) as this husband and wife enjoy telling some cute girl what to do, all night long, baby.
(Ignore the slight background noise, I forgot to turn the H2 settings to high, so had to boost a lot in post. The stuff we recorded directly to the computer sounds GREAT, as you'll see when the actual Podoibook comes out. But this is a perfectly listenable document for learning.)

Debra Jean Dean reads The Declaration of Independence

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:18:37 -0700

Debra Jean Dean reads The Declaration of Independence
Engineered by Michael W. Dean.

Clone the Homeless,0063. HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 2 of 3). YOU MUST BE 18 OR OVER TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:06:39 -0700

HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 2 of 3)
There's no right or wrong way to direct, it's a matter of choice and intuition. But in the first installment of this twelve-part series, MWD and wife have a tape recorder running in the room as they direct voiceover actress Estrus Godspeed in playing a number of sexy characters for an upcoming cat cartoon Podiobook of "Plump Buffet".

(taglines:

"50 women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always feels like killing you."
and
"The Plump Buffet is "Fritz the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco".)

There's some damn good stuff to absorb here, people.

Fire up your pod, sit back and enjoy being a fly on the wall (or a kitty in the corner) as this husband and wife enjoy telling some cute girl what to do, all night long, baby.
(Ignore the slight background noise, I forgot to turn the H2 settings to high, so had to boost a lot in post. The stuff we recorded directly to the computer sounds GREAT, as you'll see when the actual Podoibook comes out. But this is a perfectly listenable document for learning.)

Debra Jean Dean reads the Constitution of the United States.

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:46:10 -0700

Debra Jean Dean reads the Constitution of the United States.
Engineered by Michael W. Dean. (Thank you Erin, for the audio proofing help!)

Clone the Homeless,0062. HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 1 of 3). YOU MUST BE 18 OR OVER TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:05:27 -0700

HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 1 of 3)

There's no right or wrong way to direct, it's a matter of choice and intuition. But in the first installment of this twelve-part series, MWD and wife have a tape recorder running in the room as they direct voiceover actress Estrus Godspeed in playing a number of sexy characters for an upcoming cat cartoon Podiobook of "Plump Buffet".

(taglines:

"50 women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always feels like killing you."
and
"The Plump Buffet is "Fritz the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco".)

There's some damn good stuff to absorb here, people.

Fire up your pod, sit back and enjoy being a fly on the wall (or a kitty in the corner) as this husband and wife enjoy telling some cute girl what to do, all night long, baby.
(Ignore the slight background noise, I forgot to turn the H2 settings to high, so had to boost a lot in post. The stuff we recorded directly to the computer sounds GREAT, as you'll see when the actual Podoibook comes out. But this is a perfectly listenable document for learning.)

Clone the Homeless, SM Pro Audio TB202 rack mount mixer/compressor/EQ review and tests

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Tue, 8 Jan 2008 18:07:14 -0700

I have a lust for rack-mount gear. Every time I see some in a documentary about scientists in their lab, in a sci-fi movie, or any time I've been in an actual high-end recording studio, I've had to excuse myself to masturbate.
More here:
http://tinyurl.com/3b3xku

Clone the Homeless, episode 0061 -Interview about homelessness / and Podcast Expo interviews

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:59:52 -0700

Michael W. Dean is interviewed in his home by the Homeless Movie Guy about homelessness. Then we hear chats with podcasting rockstars, (In order): Michael Butler of PodShow, Grammar Girl, Tim Street of French Maid TV, Tee Morris, Tim Bourquin and the Joel Mark Witt (MarylandZoo.TV)

They all expound at length on the past, present and future of portable media.

Entire episode recorded on location at the 2007 New Media Expo in Ontario, California, on the Zoom H2 portable handy recorder. (Except Homeless interview with MWD, recorded at MWD's home on the H2.)

(Small excerpts of these were used in the O'Reilly podcast report I did, but these are the whole, brilliant, uncut chats.)

Clone the Homeless, episode 0060 - Most humans should be ground into cat food. (A very special holiday episode of Clone The Homeless!)

kittyfeet70@yahoo.com (Michael W. Dean) — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:03:46 -0700

The Deans go out shopping for studio soundproofing materials, two days before Christmas, and decide that all humans who buy into the holidays and aren't useful for manual slave labor or pleasuring the king should be ground into cat food. Then they talk about turning your cat into a tribble, in a way that the cat doesn't mind. They talk about how to prevent identity theft, Ogling the asses of MILFs and GILFs at the mall (in front of your wife, much to her amusement), fashion tips for suburban slobs, misanthropy at the mall, Hugh Hefner's bitches, genesis of Colbert and The Daily Show, mall punks, "It's whore-ible!", pervertibles, how Christmas contributes to global warming, soundproofing your home studio, and protecting the nest. Entire episode recorded on location at some mall with the Zoom H2 portable handy recorder.