This podcast is no longer being produced. You can download
the 71 wonderful archived episodes below. And also, check out our new podcast:
RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA
(The voice of a two-person nation in suburbia)
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Clone The Homelesssm
Michael W. Dean's educational podcast that remembers when sex was safe
and music was dangerous.
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GOODBYE TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND FANS! (final episode ever)
Wedensday, 13 August 2008
Michael W. Dean waves goodbye and puts Clone The Homeless to bed for good. And he invites you to enjoy him and his talented wife Debra Jean Dean for their new podcast, RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA!
Thy Will Be Done
Friday, 11 July 2008
Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean, being of sound mind and body, have a will-signing party. Their friends George Earth, Becky Haycox and Lydia Lam come over and sign as witnesses. Everyone has a great time, nibbling good food, giving each other backrubs, laughing, and chatting. They play with some electrical devices, then talk about personal stories about The Mentors, El Duce, MDC, Franco from MDC, Danny Plotnick, Moterbooty magazine, and Bomb touring with the Flaming Lips.
They talk about Jethro Tull (greatest band ever, sort of), people who don't take care of their kids, why all humor is to stave off fear of death, fun with guns, home security and spy cameras, and they wonder if Kurt Cobain was murdered or offed himself.
Is the president being impeached?
Recorded live while the charges are being read in the Senate, transmitted on C-SPAN, before most people knew about it, because most people were busy watching American Idol.
Monday, 9 June 2008
Is the president being impeached? We hope so.
Michael W. Dean and Skip Lunch interview each other. (Part two of two.)
Wed, 17 June 2008
MWD and Skip chat over the Skype-o-net about Skip's experiences living in China, Michael's fun in Los Angeles, marriage, three-way sex, the Olympics, rock and roll, love, sex, Chinese medicine, dealing with anxiety, growing old with punk rock grace, and much much more.
Michael W. Dean and Skip Lunch interview each other. (Part one of two. Part two will be up a week or two.)
Thur, 29 May 2008
MWD and Skip chat over the Skype-o-net about Skip's experiences living in China, Michael's fun in Los Angeles, marriage, three-way sex, the Olympics, rock and roll, love, sex, Chinese medicine, dealing with anxiety, growing old with punk rock grace, and much much more.
Indie media mavericks Michael W. Dean and Joseph Matheny interview each other. (Part one of two. Part two will be up on Greylodge in two weeks.)
Fri, 11 April 2008
22 min.
Michael W. Dean and Joseph Matheny chat on the phone and there's no way these two talkers could interview one or the other. So they rap together, in a concentric hypertextual parenthetical way, TCP over IP, about how to make money by giving away art, where the Internet is headed, changing views on changing protection of intellectual "property", Joseph Campbell, suing Disney for intellectual property violation, how to self-publish your brilliant books, Tom Jennings, why control of your art is more important than lots of money, how to assemble your own vigilant army of the damned, The Pirate Bay, cease-and-desist letters, the Church of the Subgenius, BoingBoing, the WELL, Creative Commons, sex, cats, art and an incredible amount of more nifty stuff.
Part
two will cover the coming collapse of the infrastructure of the world, why Catholics
are killing the world with overpopulation, and why both of these guys just wanna
do the judo master thing and step out of the world's way, while still running
it all from their rural bunkers.
We're back! - A trip to Home Depot with our friend, Kitty
YOU MUST BE 18 OR OVER TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!
Mon, 24 March 2008
47 min.
Our friend Kitty comes down from Santa Barbara. She goes to Home Depot (a.k.a. "Perverts' Paradise") with me and the wife. We shop for lots of cool stuff and chat about how nifty it all is. We also explain what "pervertibles" are.
HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 3 of 3)
YOU MUST BE 18 OR OVER TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!
Thu, 1 Feb 2008
75 min.
HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 3 of 3)
There's no right or wrong way to direct, it's a matter of choice and intuition. But in the first installment of this twelve-part series, MWD and wife have a tape recorder running in the room as they direct voiceover actress Estrus Godspeed in playing a number of sexy characters for an upcoming cat cartoon Podiobook of "Plump Buffet".
(taglines for "Plump Buffet":
"50
women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always
feels like killing you."
and
"The Plump Buffet is "Fritz
the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco".)
There's some damn good stuff to absorb here, people.
Fire up your pod, sit back and enjoy being a fly on the wall (or a kitty in the corner) as this husband and wife enjoy telling some cute girl what to do, all night long, baby.
(Ignore the slight background noise, I forgot to turn the H2 settings to high, so had to boost a lot in post. The stuff we recorded directly to the computer sounds GREAT, as you'll see when the actual Podoibook comes out. But this is a perfectly listenable document for learning.)
HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 2 of 3)
YOU MUST BE 18 OR OVER TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!
Sun, 20 Jan 2008
44 min.
HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 2 of 3)
There's no right or wrong way to direct, it's a matter of choice and intuition. But in the first installment of this twelve-part series, MWD and wife have a tape recorder running in the room as they direct voiceover actress Estrus Godspeed in playing a number of sexy characters for an upcoming cat cartoon Podiobook of "Plump Buffet".
(taglines for "Plump Buffet":
"50
women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always
feels like killing you."
and
"The Plump Buffet is "Fritz
the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco".)
There's some damn good stuff to absorb here, people.
Fire up your pod, sit back and enjoy being a fly on the wall (or a kitty in the corner) as this husband and wife enjoy telling some cute girl what to do, all night long, baby.
(Ignore the slight background noise, I forgot to turn the H2 settings to high, so had to boost a lot in post. The stuff we recorded directly to the computer sounds GREAT, as you'll see when the actual Podoibook comes out. But this is a perfectly listenable document for learning.)
HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 1 of 3)
YOU MUST BE 18 OR OVER TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!
Mon, 14 Jan 2008
77 min.
HOW TO DIRECT ACTORS (part 1 of 3)
There's no right or wrong way to direct, it's a matter of choice and intuition. But in the first installment of this twelve-part series, MWD and wife have a tape recorder running in the room as they direct voiceover actress Estrus Godspeed in playing a number of sexy characters for an upcoming cat cartoon Podiobook of "Plump Buffet".
(taglines for "Plump Buffet":
"50
women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always
feels like killing you."
and
"The Plump Buffet is "Fritz
the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco".)
There's some damn good stuff to absorb here, people.
Fire up your pod, sit back and enjoy being a fly on the wall (or a kitty in the corner) as this husband and wife enjoy telling some cute girl what to do, all night long, baby.
(Ignore the slight background noise, I forgot to turn the H2 settings to high, so had to boost a lot in post. The stuff we recorded directly to the computer sounds GREAT, as you'll see when the actual Podoibook comes out. But this is a perfectly listenable document for learning.)

Technical info about how we record
Michael W. Dean is the author of $30 Film School, $30 Music School, $30 Writing School and Starving in the Company of Beautiful Women. He directed the films D.I.Y. or Die: How to Survive as an Independent Artist and Hubert Selby Jr: It/ll Be Better Tomorrow. He sang in the rock group, Bomb (Warner Brothers.)
CLONE
THE HOMELESS is Michael W. Dean pontificating and extrapolating in concentric
hypertextual parentheticals about everything under the sun. ![]()
And sometimes the wife, Debra
Dean Jean, sits in and is the Robin to Michael's Batman Howard. (Recorded
at Casa de Llama Studios.)
Pix of the wonderful place where all this podcasting takes place.
Michael Dean's virtual rock band, Deal Machine
>45-second promo you can use on your show.
"Clone
the Homeless is funnier, sexier, more intelligent, and more relevant than any
of that meaningless drivetime crap spewed out over the airwaves. And yes, that
includes NPR" --Charles Kramer, PhD
"I'm not looking to make money at podcasting. I want
to maintain my amateur status so I can compete in the Olympics."--Michael
W. Dean
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