"HE WHO DIES WITH HIS ART ON THE MOST HARD DRIVES, WINS." -ThornDaddy
Herein be the sacred contents of The Golden Floppy Disc of Redemption*:
THE
LIST:
ThornDaddy, Dollie Llama, the pet, Peanut McFluffernutter,
Fuzzbucket McFluffernutter, Charlie Squitten Jr.
blind
kitten, Greylodge, erin, marion, the kinky Clown from Canada, Wolf-pup in Australia,
vanessa P., London, Skip Lunch,
Clayton, Ragnar Daneskjold, Boris Kafka, Shawno,
outdolhau, Marky the Sod, Illicit Shane, Lucy in the UK, penelope x.k. moi, Mistress_Moira,
Evo Terra, The Moral Mango in Denmark, Christina in Germany, Stella, hambox, George
Earth, Honor Master, Kat, Rebecca in Melbourne, Australia, Vanilla Ed, Chuck Prophet,
Li'l Mike, Master Skip, L. Lamb (baaah!), Asterothrax, C.K. (spiritual son of
Jimi Hendrix), Rev. Ivan Stang, Quietustouch, lucyBamboo, Amy-Rose, Darling Kitty,
Sienna Sabena, Mistress Velvet, Tarheel Hannah, Illustrated Tart, Doug Hill of
Mental Records, Steve Nelson, Jim Powers
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PEOPLE ON THIS LIST WILL BE SPARED WHEN I RUN THE WORLD AND AM HAVING MY SOLDIERS GRIND MOST PEOPLE INTO FOOD FOR MY MANY CATS. (More names of those to be spared will be added as they are delivered unto our little world.) --ThornDaddy
*("The Golden Floppy Disc Of Redemption" is a computer file with a list of very smart humans who have propagated our art, helped with our cause, inspired us deeply, had incredibly hot sex with us, or done our bidding. They've kept their computer on for BitTorrent sharing of our sacred archives, done proofreading and audio checking, pointed out broken links, and otherwise helped solidify our plans for world domination by spreading and protecting: "..the free exercise thereof; ...the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble"....And they have helped preserve our "right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures.")
(Note: due to changes in technology, and the size of our empire, the "floppy disc" has been ported over to data CD, as of 06/06/1999.)
