WRITTEN HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS FOR WIVES AND SLAVES (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 176. Correcting your slave, written slave assignments, and gratitude lists for wives and slaves.

ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have awesome slappy cane sex. Then they talk about how to fuck a woman's brains out, slipping in some life lessons, being twisted and unusual, celebrating kink anniversaries, how Americans are like Russians, and why it's not true to say that: quote, "En sjuk jävel som skrivit detta. Gå in på hans sida först. det är en american som runkar till vapen med sin tjocka fru. Meningsköst att ladda ned." Unquote.

And we learn why ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama are the LEAST insane American couple there is! Then they discuss correcting your slave or wife, written slave assignments, and gratitude lists for slaves and wives.

NIPPLE CLAMPS AND POSSE COMITATUS (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 175. A lively debate: Can having lots of kinky sex help prevent the government from eroding your constitutional rights?

ThornDaddy Dollie Llama fucks Dollie Llama's brains out while putting nipple clamps on her. Then they talk about how harsh shrill feminists can get prettier voices, arrogance and doms, your doctor and BDSM, can a sub have two doms?, dom vs. master vs. top; sub vs. slave vs. bottom, subs and chores, more on the Acid Test for Doms, idiots on "fat ugly whores", Palin vs. BDSM, a cool new thing called DungeonVox, how sexual frustration causes violence, gun free zones, and how the New Bush Order is eroding away the Posse Comitatus Act to produce martial law in America. Then we hear and discuss the very relevant very old Dead Kennedy's songs, "Bleed for Me" and "Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round."

HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 174-b. A rebroadcast in celebration of Constitution Day! Two chapters of ThornDaddy's free podiobook, HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT.

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"HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT" by ThornDaddy. Forward by Dollie Llama. > ThornDaddy from the "Submission and Coffee" podcast (AskDollie.com) teaches you how to pet her pretties, part her petals, and nail her to the center of the earth with your cock until she squirts stars and secrets onto the majesty of your bed. > Includes Appendix "Interviews With Seven Kinky Women About What They Want and Need". > HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is not a guide on how to "Find em' feel em' fuck em' and forget 'em." It's not a manual on how to "bag weak women with pickup lines and mind tricks." > HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is a stunning BDSM resource and manifesto on finding the perfect willing sex slave (or two), keeping her in your life, and loving the hell out of her - mind, body and soul. > A crucial read for all men, and women, interested in kinky love. > Creative Commons 2008.

LIPSTICK AND HERPES (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 174. Frozen cum, matching herpes-sore sex, and the joy of loving, consensual, brutal sex.

FUCK FOR PEACE! GYNO AMERICANS RULE!
ThornDaddy grabs Dollie Llama's tits, fucks her brains out, slaps her ass and cums in her holes. Then ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama talk about why kitty women who love bondage, what Daddy loves about submissive women and sometimes even D/s protocol, how to call (712) 318-9897 to get Plump Buffet on your phone, why most patriotic Americans are going to lose all their rights while they drink beer and bitch about the need for more flag pins, a few reflections on the horror of 9/11, and how to be an informed citizen. Then Daddy yells "Have some shame, woman!", and they talk about female empowerment and dick sucking, the animalistically brutal with sweet and tender nature of BDSM, the Great Cougar Hunt, the joy of the word "Daddy", white trash El Camino hot tubs, kinky fun Mindfucks, and why you should have lots of sex before Palin outlaws it. Then Pervert and Ropie talk about violence in the media, and also review "Sons of Anarchy", "Jacob's Ladder" and "Flatliners."

AN INTRO TO RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 173-b. Check out our new podcast, AN RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA (THE VOICE OF A TWO-PERSON NATION IN SUBURBIA)

RFN 0006 - The secrets of a happy marriage. Michael and Debra Jean talk about why their marriage works (and why DJ’s first marriage didn’t work), what people should look for in a spouse, how to be blissfully coupled with the perfect man (or woman) for the rest of your life, the value of the Acid Test For Doms, and why having kitties and guns will make you live longer and happier.And Dollie says of the upcoming election, “I’m pro-gun and pro-choice, so I have no choice.”

RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA: Give us 55 minutes and we’ll tell you what’s wrong with the world…THIS week.

PLUMP MATURE BROADS RULE! (GET MP3)
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 173. Frozen cum, muddy anus moles, and brutal married love.

IN A WORLD WHERE…ThornDaddy waylays Dollie Llama on the way home from work and makes her eat TWO scoops of frozen cum. And she loves it. Then he ties her up and fucks her brutally and makes her cum many times in a few minutes, with love.

They discuss star-nosed moles swarming out of the yard anus like ants, the pregnant teenage daughter of the new VP candidate, coyotes licking their lips while eyeing ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama's cats, why real men don't kill coyotes, BDSM kitty ears, a cool BDSM vlog on YouTube called "Confessions of a Kitty Girl", the 350 new photos on AskDollie.com (hit "refresh"), Dishonorable Passions: Sodomy Laws in America, 1861-2003, and Daddy and Dollie's kitty lickin' good video, states with criminal sodomy laws, and the wonderful privatopia that is Nestlandia. Then they give the Peep Press quarterly report. They read a list of the 72 countries where SUBMISSION AND COFFEE is being enjoyed. Then the read the funniest 200 of the 1600 search terms that brought people to SUBMISSION AND COFFEE last month. And they have a moment of silence for Don La Fontaine.